Monday, May 17, 2010

Maltese Cuisine {for the time-strapped vegetarian}

Let me start off by admitting that this is probably a disgrace, but the truth is I don't have time to follow elaborate recipe instructions.  As my 21-month-old loves to say:  "Come on people!"  As I mentioned in a prior post, here at our house we are working our way through some of the cuisine from the countries we'll visit on our European vacation.  

Tonight's meal was inspired (okay, somewhat loosely) by the Island of Malta.  I went with baked macaroni in a pastry case, called Timpana.  Other options all seemed to involve octopus, rabbit and other such "no way" items.  Here's how the Timpana turned out:
Timpana
Here's the original recipe:

Ingredients
1 lb. macaroni
1 lb mixed ground beef and pork
1/2 lb. chicken livers
1 lb. flakey pastry
2 large onions chopped
3 garlic cloves crushed
2 tbsp. tomato paste
4 tbsp. grated parmesan cheese
4 eggs lightly beaten
1/2 pound ricotta
salt, pepper

Prepare sauce; saute onion and garlic in margarine.  Add ground meat.  Salt and pepper to taste.  Stir well and cook for about 15 minutes.  Add the tomato paste and cup of beef stock.  Simmer for an hour.  {Yeah, right.  Like I have that kind of simmering time available.}

Fry livers in margarine for 5 minutes.  {Even if I were not vegetarian, there's zero chance I'd cook with livers.}

Boil macaroni until barely tender.  Rinse under cold water.  Mix the cooked meat and tomato mixture into the macaroni.  Add ricotta, beaten eggs, and grated cheese.  Season with salt and pepper to taste.  Stir well.  

Cover bottom and sides of baking dish with pastry.  Put in a layer of macaroni mixture.  Arrange chicken livers over the macaroni and cover with another layer of macaroni.  Cover with pastry.  

Bake in 375 degree oven for an hour or until the top is brown.  {Not a chance.}  Let stand for half an hour before cutting into squares. 

Here's what I did to the recipe (no offense to Malta):

Ingredients
1 package cheeseburger Hamburger Helper
1 package Morningstar Farms meal starter crumbles
1/2 cup ricotta cheese
1/4 cup parmesan cheese, grated
2 eggs, beaten
salt, pepper
2 boxes puff pastry cups (6 per box)

Make Hamburger Helper according to directions, but use meal starter crumbles (if you'd rather skip the beef and pork).  Meanwhile, cook the puff pastry cups according to directions.  When the Hamburger Helper is ready, mix in the ricotta, parmesan, eggs, and seasonings.  When the puff pastry is done cooking, fill them right away with the Hamburger Helper mixture and serve.  Now wasn't that easier?  

Like I said, it's probably a disgrace, but the reality is that I work at an office until mid-afternoon, then take care of my kids after picking them up from school and for the rest of the day.  I have an hour (tops) to make dinner.  Then I have three children to bathe and get to sleep, followed by 3-4 hours of more lawyer work.  

And you know what, my Imitation Hamburger Helper Timpana was pretty tasty.  Even the kids ate it up.  

Tomorrow, we conquer the cuisine of Corsica.  

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